Kiser, Ryan

Kiser broke an unwritten rule.  Friends and family are off limits.

Ryan Alan Kiser #121

D.O.B.: 05-29-1975

2012 salary: $72,904.00 ($113,098.00 after benefits)


* While he flopped around on the ground looking for his taser cartridge, his partner, Reynolds-Riley, had her face bashed in by a single perpetrator.

* He solved the crime-of-the-century:  Kiser threatened a Good Samaritan who was helping disabled neighbors.  Kiser determined that he could make an arrest and confiscate a snow blower when it sent a little snow into the street.  Kiser had to call in for backup.

* He and officers Fulton, Jackson, and Vincent took over the Teenager Harassment Unit from officer Severance.

“But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.” Matthew 18:6

One Response to “Kiser, Ryan”

  1. BUD/S October 19, 2012 at 11:47 pm #

    Kiser’s “Achilles’ Heel” is coming face-to-face with someone not intimidated by him. If you watch closely enough, you’ll see his eyes get wider and begin to shift back and forth at a quickening pace… even with his partner, little Nicole, standing close by with a death grip on her weapon (a.k.a. faux penis).

    All he had to do was enforce the law being violated by the other party, and the situation would have been diffused. Sad and pathetic.

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